She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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