What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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