Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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