He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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