it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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