i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Come on in and take your pants off
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