I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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