Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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