awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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