we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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