I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Randomize
