Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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