Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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I want to know the full context of this text.
don't get mad, get even.
If she's already cheated on you before this text makes it 100 percent that she'll do so again before you get back!
Either way, this has the good chance of an OP getting an STD during Mardi Gras. You are playing russian roulette with your genitals. Get drunk, enjoy the food and music.
Sausage!
Best therapy ever!
Seems straightforward. OPs boyfriend cheated on her recently, her revenge is going to Mardi Gras without him.
I'm guessing since OP said "my dick" it's probably the other way around.......or 2 dudes
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