You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
