Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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