margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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