How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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