Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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