that's an acceptable place to lick
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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