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Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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