You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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