Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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