Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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