how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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