note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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