Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
