I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
