You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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