break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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