Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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