I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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