just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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