I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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