i don't like sucking hair
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
