am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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