I am so on the page with 1:56! For all you guys that want to give yourself head, this girl says go right ahead and master that. Than the all of you with spunky spunk will leave us alone! And if I could go down on myself, I so would....four or five times a day!!!
Alright, seriously. A girl offers to give you a handjob, or give you a blowjob, your pick. Which are you going to choose?
Blowjobs just feel better, autofellatio is just another kind of masturbation for the talented and flexible few that can manage it.
one has to be careful.. there are reported cases where a guy has paralyzed himself trying to do this. If you can reach it, dont force it. your neck bone is more important than your bone bone
I'm a girl, I can eat myself out. Does that make me lesbian? No, considering I would never want to be with a girl, I'm not attracted to girls and I have a boyfriend. Who I love to give BJs to, so doing that himself has never been an issue.
How has no one mentioned the infamous discussion from "Clerks."?
"As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it."
4:02, exactly. It feels better. Mouth always beats hand. Maybe even fleshlight. Sucks for you girls though, the vag is so far away, but you are more flexible. Any girls owning up to doing this?
Anonymous said...
Mairlyn Manson got two ribs removed so he could do it. tells you a lot about the kinds of characters that suck their own dick??
THIS IS A RUMOR
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