So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
