Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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