i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
