Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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