He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
