Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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