McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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