There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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