I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
MIDGETS
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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