I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
