Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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