And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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