every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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