where does the pee come out of this thing
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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