This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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