Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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